Two Navy pilots who drew a penis in the sky with their jet’s white contrails never intended for the public to spot their phallic masterpiece, an investigation has revealed.
The junior officers with the ‘Zappers’ of Electronic Attack Squadron 130 had time to kill when they decided to use the unusually well-defined jet trail to draw a penis in the sky over Washington state on November 16, 2017, according to a report obtained by Navy Times.
A mother who lives near a training area for the squadron, which is based in western Washington at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, spotted the obscene art and submitted photos of it to a local news station.
Twitter’s got some thoughts and feelings about the recent comment from Luke Air Force Base, which says that the two F-35s did NOT mean to leave behind phallic contrails in a flight exercise on Tuesday. Basically, an “accidental sky penis” was too good to pass up on with the jokes and wordplay.